MOVIE REVIEWS

Review by Wuchak

**_Interesting look at female conformity is unfocused, unbalanced and dishonest_** A troubled teen (Chelsea Jenish) is brought to a strange rehabilitation camp in the woods of the Northeast, which is run by a stern “doctor” and his two sons. The patients are all female and no one is permitted to talk. Meanwhile something malevolent lurks in the woods. “Silent Retreat” (2013) was shot in Ontario and only cost $185,000 (USD), but is professionally made Indie drama/horror. The locations, actors, music, cinematography, editing and so forth are surprisingly effective for super low-budget fare. Sofia Banzhaf (Alexis) and Jen Pogue (Pink Stripe) stand out in the feminine department. Unfortunately, there are a few glaring problems. For one, the creature angle wasn’t needed and feels undeveloped, not to mention it needlessly turns an interesting story about conformity into gory monster mayhem. Think “The Stepford Wives,” minus the robotics, mixed with a dash of “Gargoyles” and the typical Tarantino bloody climax. Then there’s the eye-rolling sapphic bit at around the 35-minute mark, which is also just thrown in with zero development. No doubt the director/writer wanted to score points for political correctness and attract an award, which ironically smacks of conformity. The third issue is the one-dimensional depiction of males and females. There’s no balance regarding either gender in liberated Western Civilization. Literally ALL women are suppressed and oppressed while ALL men are controlling, abusing monsters. If this were remotely so, how exactly did Oprah and Ellen have their popular shows and become billionaires? Then there’s the one-dimensional depiction of the Bible’s view of women. Don’t get me wrong, there are men in real-life like the “doctor,” but how about featuring a little more info for some honest balance? Otherwise, viewers will walk away with a skewed understanding of what the Scriptures actually teach on the topic. For instance, God chose Deborah to lead Israel for 40 years spiritually, legally, politically and militarily (Judges 2:16 & 4:4-9). Hebrew men sought instruction from prophetess Huldah (2 Kings 22:14-20). Miriam assumed the role of prophet during the exodus and led in worship (Exodus 15:20-21). Keep in mind that this was a patriarchal culture in the Near East. Furthermore, the first evangelists in the New Testament were women sent by Christ who instructed men (Mark 16:1, Luke 24:10, Matthew 28:1-10 & Mark 16:7). Priscilla taught scholar Apollos “more accurately” (Acts 18:24-26). Your see, there is neither male nor female IN Christ (Galatians 3:28). Women with the prophetic gift were expected to prophesy to others and not keep silent, as well as pray in public (1 Corinthians 11:4-5). Philip the evangelist “had four unmarried daughters who prophesied” (Acts 21:9). I’m just supplying additional information for those who might walk away from this film with a twisted understanding of the topic. I realize this is a low-budget Indie, but how about some balance simply for the sake of honesty and realism? The movie runs 1 hour, 24 minutes, and was shot in Kettleby, Ontario (I’m assuming Kettleby Valley Camp), which is a dozen miles north of Toronto. GRADE: C-/D+