My best friend and I are always on the look out for the next great "Army vs. Creepy Thing(s)" movie, and I've been holding on to this one for us with exactly that in mind, ever since I picked it up ex-rental in 2009. Now here we finally are, New Year's Day a full **decade** later, and we **actually** got around to watching it. Too bad it sucked a lot. Especially given the cast. Kind of a let down after all that. _Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible._