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Review by Kamurai

Horrible watch, won't watch again, and ask you to avoid. There are a lot of places to see strippers or boobs (or both), and probably a couple of other places to see zombie strippers if you're really wanting that, I wouldn't know. I do know that I barely appreciate the living strippers, let alone the undead ones in this movie. From a "I like girls" perspective, the more attractive ones are (mostly) the ones that weren't strippers which I feel was an intentional and odd choice. The entire movie screams "we don't take this seriously, and neither should you", outside the strip club and in. It also, at the same time, serves as some great metaphor for how awful humanity is all the up to, and potentially past death. It feels very strange for a movie to be so badly shallow and deep at the same time. Putting aside the bad concept, and the horribly devised plan, there just isn't anything to like. There might be just enough for a Bad Movie Night, but there is so little value in this watch, I can't imagine who seriously enjoys this one.